Expect to hear from my lawyers very soon, you loathsome, malodorous scab! Prepare to sign your meager paychecks over to me for the next 40 years.

If you ever set foot in Los Angeles again I will have you imprisoned on a bevy of trumped-up child pornography and bestiality charges and you will spend the rest of your days “publishing” from an 8 x 10 foot concrete box.

I’m sure the appellate court will enjoy your fanciful, hand stitched accordion bound briefs. Almost as much as your cellmate enjoys disengaging you from your state-issued briefs.

You have hurled your last insult, simpleton!